I have discovered lately that despite life flinging feces at me like a monkey in a zoo, I actually WANT to be alive. So, I’ve decided to take control of the few things in my life!
First and foremost, I am going to quit smoking. As I am well aware that I tend to be completely fucking insane a little unstable when I do so, I’ve consulted my doctor and am on medication to help with the process. Hopefully this will prevent lawsuits and/or stabbings.
One of the side effects of this particular medication is bizarre dreams. Since I already have bizarre dreams, I’m going to keep track of them here and you can tell me if they get progressively stranger. Thanks in advance.
Secondly, I have started an exercise routine. I already ride my bike every afternoon with my pooch, but really want to do more to get fit, toned and healthy. I have a hot sexy supportive coach who has helped me design a program, and is going to ride me hard help me stay motivated.
The plan: Swimming laps on Mon/Wed/Fri before work, Yoga on Tues/Thurs/Sat evenings, and continue to ride each afternoon. I have a feeling this will hurt.
I am going to attempt to update daily on my progress. This way not only will I have a record of my failures achievements, but you can read all about it. Or just skip those particular posts and go look at lolcats and porn. Not at the same time though, because that’s just weird. I’m not judging you, I swear.