Firstly, I should confess that I only started at #26 because I have a short attention span and there is NO WAY I would get to 26 otherwise. And sometimes, JUST SOMETIMES, I like to feel like I’ve accomplished something. Anyway.
I am going to move house. I HATE moving. But, because now it’s just me, the dog and the boat, I find don’t need this big fancy house anymore. Also, there’s the whole thing with the neighbours and the naked ladies. It’s insane unique but I would prefer something a little less likely to cause suicide a bit quieter.
Ideally, I would like to move out of town, where it’s peaceful…. You know, far enough away so people call before they visit to see if you’re home. And you can totally screen your calls and pretend not to be home. Awesome.
Not that I answer my home phone anyway – but we’ll talk about that in the next time, you know, and #27. When I get to it. Leave me alone.
I do, however, have a photo of my horse dog, so you too can awww over his adorable-ness. Or laugh at his huge balls. Whichever.
Okay, so you can’t really see his balls in this picture.
It’s probably for the best. It’s MUCH cuter.
Happy Friday Everyone!