Hi, my name is Jelly, and I am addicted to breaking stuff. And things.
Not intentionally, you understand, but I believe what I have to be called ‘Passion Fingers’. You know, the disease where you fuck everything you touch. That’s me.
And so, it didn’t surprise me AT ALL that my attempt to install a new hard drive in my desktop would go down in flames. Well, smoke AND flames to be exact.
My power supply blew up. And not the tiny little ‘pop’ type blowing up. I mean the sparks-fire-smoke and a very loud ‘BANG’ type blowing up. Oh joy.
I have a spare power supply, so I put that one in and tried again. Nothing. Nothing at all. It appears I managed to break it BEFORE I EVEN INSTALLED IT. I really am that clever.
Also today – I have broken two glasses, 1 piece of pool hose, my new handbag strap and the mop.
And you know what? None of this surprises me. Pessimism pays off again.
Although, I just found out that MrFarty is being followed by Susan Boyle. So things could be worse.