Honestly, it’s been 7 times today so far. I am starting to hate Bonnie Tyler and all that she stands for.
(Every now and then I get a little bit BLAH BLAH BLAH)
*screaming out the window at the neighbours* “See!! See what you are turning me into”
It’s. Really. Fucking. Loud.
(Turn around…. bright eyes….)
Even if I DIDN’T have a headache. Even if I HAD slept properly, for just one night, in the last 3 months. Even if my neighbours were saints who saved peoples lives, and rescued puppies in their spare time. I would STILL want to kill them right now for playing this song over and over and over and over…
(every now and then I fall apart….)
So, I hear you say – go and tell them to FUCK OFF! But, you see, I have a little problem. My neighbours are from Hell. No, really, I asked – that’s what they told me. Right after they molested orphans and bit the heads off several really cute kittens.
(Turn around, Bright eyes….)
Okay, so maybe I am exaggerating just a smidge, but they are a little rough, and I am a bit scaredy cat. Maybe I will write them a strongly worded letter. In blood. Thankfully I now have some coming out of my ears.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I really need to go find some cotton wool…
(every now and then I fall apart…)